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-*The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
+ We built our business on great customer service +At the beginning at least, but then we realized we could make a lot more money if we kinda stopped caring about that. Our new strategy is to write a bunch of things that look really good in the headlines, then clarify in the small print but hope people don't actually read it.
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+ Free shipping
+ It's not actually free we just price it into the products. Someone's paying for it, and it's not us.
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+ 10-year warranty
+ If it breaks in the first 10 years we'll replace it. After that you're on your own though.
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+ Exchanges
+ If you don't like it, trade it to one of your friends for something of theirs. Don't send it here though.
It's not actually free we just price it into the products. Someone's paying for it, and it's not us.
+If it breaks in the first 10 years we'll replace it. After that you're on your own though.
+If you don't like it, trade it to one of your friends for something of theirs. Don't send it here though.
+If you don't like it, trade it to one of your friends for something of theirs. Don't send it here though.
+At the beginning at least, but then we realized we could make a lot more money if we kinda stopped caring about that. Our new strategy is to write a bunch of things that look really good in the headlines, then clarify in the small print but hope people don't actually read it.
+It's not actually free we just price it into the products. Someone's paying for it, and it's not us.
+If it breaks in the first 10 years we'll replace it. After that you're on your own though.
+If you don't like it, trade it to one of your friends for something of theirs. Don't send it here though.
+It's not actually free we just price it into the products. Someone's paying for it, and it's not us.
+If it breaks in the first 10 years we'll replace it. After that you're on your own though.
+If you don't like it, trade it to one of your friends for something of theirs. Don't send it here though.
+It's not actually free we just price it into the products. Someone's paying for it, and it's not us.
+If it breaks in the first 10 years we'll replace it. After that you're on your own though.
+If you don't like it, trade it to one of your friends for something of theirs. Don't send it here though.
+If you don't like it, trade it to one of your friends for something of theirs. Don't send it here though.
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